Nov 6

awholevarietyofstuff:

shanexrayn:

cockyhorror:

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Fuck you goat man

(Source: madejsbridge, via unescapable)

unescapable:

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

(Source: isabellelightboob)

Nov 2

just-shower-thoughts:

Tom and Jerry is one of the most distinct case of child v.s. adult perspective in which as a child you think Jerry is witty and correct but as an adult you see that Tom is being bullied by Jerry whilst attempting to live his life as a normal house cat.

Oct 31

jjjuiceboxxx:

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this text from my father is funnier than anything I’ve ever said

(via thatsthat24)

Oct 29

veraxplus:

amateuropinions:

volcel-official:

tilthat:

TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.

via ift.tt

False

Luke 2:52

He’s larger than a baby

By the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size.

It’s been said that Jesus Christ was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple

(via balletwarrior)

Oct 26

thebootydiaries:

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

Oct 26

jumex:

‪anybody else want to sit in a big bowl of rice like a wet iPhone ‬

(via voldesnorts)

Oct 13
fantasticarepickles:
“ “this makes my heart ache”
Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.
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Oct 12

fantasticarepickles:

this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.

(via liftedlegend-42)

Oct 12

(Source: 477, via thebootydiaries)

unlimitedburgerworks:

unlimitedburgerworks:

This blog is pro-Goblin

Reblog if you are pro-Goblin or are a Goblin

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Oct 12